Welcome! Mr. Brockhaus is a teacher in a small high school in a small city in a small state, and he has pretty hilarious quotes from time to time. This is for all those who have had personal contact with him to relive memories and have a few laughs. The blog will be updated often, so check back for more. Enjoy!
NOTE: Quotes may be taken out of context or sarcastic.
(about Blue’s Clues) “It’s all about Blue . . . you could put Helen Keller on there and I wouldn’t care.”
“You know how two-year-olds start running and running but they can’t stop until they fall or run into something (runs into classroom divider). Sorry about that.”
(during prayer) “For the hurricane people so they don’t get pounded.”
“Get Michael Jordan and Lebron James to mate.”
“You have to learn how to suck.”
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