“If you can blow a bubble from candy, you can have it.”
“Halle Berry - she’s hot.”
“Could I ask what the first scene in Transformers was – is Megan Fox having sex with a transformer?”
“I googled Megan Fox. I don’t think she’s that hot . . .”
“You guys ever touched black people’s hair? It’s soft.”
Tuesday, May 17, 2011
Saturday, May 14, 2011
Part 8
“We’re all idiots in junior high; it’s part of our genetic makeup.”
“If Iraq and Afghanistan were paintball wars, we’d all go.”
“Nobody raped anybody today! Let’s have a parade!”
“You can make a seventh or eighth grade boy cry.”
“I love this time of year. I really do. If we could bottle it up and spread it around, that would be awesome.”
“If Iraq and Afghanistan were paintball wars, we’d all go.”
“Nobody raped anybody today! Let’s have a parade!”
“You can make a seventh or eighth grade boy cry.”
“I love this time of year. I really do. If we could bottle it up and spread it around, that would be awesome.”
Friday, May 13, 2011
Part 7
“That’s my common phrase: If you can’t do it, you’re screwed.”
“Do you want to be loved, Jake? You probably do, but right now you’re thinking, ‘I want a cheeseburger.’”
“I swear to God I’m deaf half of the time.”
“Anyone want to volunteer for waterboarding?”
“Start robbing banks, counterfeiting, because that’s the only way you will make any money.”
“Do you want to be loved, Jake? You probably do, but right now you’re thinking, ‘I want a cheeseburger.’”
“I swear to God I’m deaf half of the time.”
“Anyone want to volunteer for waterboarding?”
“Start robbing banks, counterfeiting, because that’s the only way you will make any money.”
Thursday, May 12, 2011
Part 6
“I have so much stuff in my trunk, it’s crazy.”
“If you don’t have your flag out, I will come by your house and shoot you.”
“You sit down, Brady, you’re making me nervous.”
(Credited to Mr. Petersen): “Mr. Younger has never had a sunburn in his life because the light can’t penetrate his hair.”
“I would love to be a Bible Baptist so I could yell and scream in Church. Hallelujah!”
“If you don’t have your flag out, I will come by your house and shoot you.”
“You sit down, Brady, you’re making me nervous.”
(Credited to Mr. Petersen): “Mr. Younger has never had a sunburn in his life because the light can’t penetrate his hair.”
“I would love to be a Bible Baptist so I could yell and scream in Church. Hallelujah!”
Wednesday, May 11, 2011
Part 5
“I have deep passion for ice cream. Am I in love with it? No. Would I have sex with it? . . . No.”
“You got to do something to get your sperm and eggs going.”
“Have you ever tried putting a puzzle together upside down?”
“I could never be an elementary school teacher because of the bulletin boards.”
“Anything green I don’t eat anyways, except for celery and peanut butter.”
“You got to do something to get your sperm and eggs going.”
“Have you ever tried putting a puzzle together upside down?”
“I could never be an elementary school teacher because of the bulletin boards.”
“Anything green I don’t eat anyways, except for celery and peanut butter.”
Tuesday, May 10, 2011
Part 4
“Does Mr. Younger have the neuron calendar with them wearing bikinis and everything? This is Ms. Neuron, February ‘94"
“Right now, I want you to stop your livers.”
“You bet on the dog that poops the biggest.”
“For a thrilling thunderful Thursday.”
“Did I really say that?”
“Right now, I want you to stop your livers.”
“You bet on the dog that poops the biggest.”
“For a thrilling thunderful Thursday.”
“Did I really say that?”
Sunday, May 8, 2011
Part 3
“Some (eighth-graders) are freaks of nature.”
“I think I would be a stupid, stupid, ignorant, naive girl.”
“I’m still waiting for my mom to talk to me about sex.”
(about Mr. Younger and Mr. Petersen) “They’ll be living five years after they’re dead.”
“You will never see me ride my bike with a helmet.”
“I think I would be a stupid, stupid, ignorant, naive girl.”
“I’m still waiting for my mom to talk to me about sex.”
(about Mr. Younger and Mr. Petersen) “They’ll be living five years after they’re dead.”
“You will never see me ride my bike with a helmet.”
Saturday, May 7, 2011
Part 2
“Getting your butt kicked builds character.”
(to Jon O.) “You would give up your personal respect and dignity for a million dollars!”
(towards Brady’s belt) “No, that’s gay.”
“Go find someone your own age to date . . . or assault.”
“You could be dumber than this podium and be an elementary school teacher.”
(to Jon O.) “You would give up your personal respect and dignity for a million dollars!”
(towards Brady’s belt) “No, that’s gay.”
“Go find someone your own age to date . . . or assault.”
“You could be dumber than this podium and be an elementary school teacher.”
Thursday, May 5, 2011
Quotes Part 1
Welcome! Mr. Brockhaus is a teacher in a small high school in a small city in a small state, and he has pretty hilarious quotes from time to time. This is for all those who have had personal contact with him to relive memories and have a few laughs. The blog will be updated often, so check back for more. Enjoy!
NOTE: Quotes may be taken out of context or sarcastic.
(about Blue’s Clues) “It’s all about Blue . . . you could put Helen Keller on there and I wouldn’t care.”
“You know how two-year-olds start running and running but they can’t stop until they fall or run into something (runs into classroom divider). Sorry about that.”
(during prayer) “For the hurricane people so they don’t get pounded.”
“Get Michael Jordan and Lebron James to mate.”
“You have to learn how to suck.”
NOTE: Quotes may be taken out of context or sarcastic.
(about Blue’s Clues) “It’s all about Blue . . . you could put Helen Keller on there and I wouldn’t care.”
“You know how two-year-olds start running and running but they can’t stop until they fall or run into something (runs into classroom divider). Sorry about that.”
(during prayer) “For the hurricane people so they don’t get pounded.”
“Get Michael Jordan and Lebron James to mate.”
“You have to learn how to suck.”
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