“I have deep passion for ice cream. Am I in love with it? No. Would I have sex with it? . . . No.”
“You got to do something to get your sperm and eggs going.”
“Have you ever tried putting a puzzle together upside down?”
“I could never be an elementary school teacher because of the bulletin boards.”
“Anything green I don’t eat anyways, except for celery and peanut butter.”
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