“That’s my common phrase: If you can’t do it, you’re screwed.”
“Do you want to be loved, Jake? You probably do, but right now you’re thinking, ‘I want a cheeseburger.’”
“I swear to God I’m deaf half of the time.”
“Anyone want to volunteer for waterboarding?”
“Start robbing banks, counterfeiting, because that’s the only way you will make any money.”
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